Into the Steam: The Rise and Fall (and Rise) of Finnish Saunametal
An apocryphal entry from the forthcoming edition of Lords of Chaos.
“Norway had the fjords. Sweden had the hair. But Finland? Finland had the heat.”
— Jukka “Kivikuumu” Miettinen, Saunna O))) guitarist, 1999
While Norway burned its churches and Sweden polished its solos, Finland did something stranger—it lit the sauna.