The Flooded Bowling Alley, Namespace Scarcity, and Everyone's Golden Age
An Elegy for Lost Names and the Scenes That Made Them Sing
I misread the marquee. Driving past the local vegan pub (only in Portland?), I could have sworn the sign advertised an upcoming show by "Onion Flavored Onion Rings." The actual band name—"Onion Flavored Rings&