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Introduction: The Movie Gun Problem The KRISS Vector is a movie gun. You've seen it: angular, aggressive, unmistakably futuristic. Mila Jovovich wielding it against zombies in Resident Evil. Call of Duty players hip-firing it in multiplayer. That distinctive profile that says "tactical" louder than any other

Or: What Political Discourse Reveals About Rhetorical Priorities The Battle Cry In World of Warcraft, players storm into battle screaming "For the Horde!" For that moment, you're not alone—you're part of something larger, unified by the cry itself. It doesn't matter

A Very Practical Guide to Preparing for the Defensive Firearm Encounter You Will Absolutely Never Have (Because If You Do, It Means Everything Has Gone Very Wrong) By Someone Who Bought a Boring .380 and Has Made Peace With It There is a peculiar ritual in American gun culture where

MEMORANDUM TO: Fellow Pattern-Recognizers and Historically Traumatized Observers FROM: Someone Who Also Remembers the 1980s RE: Let's Keep The Tin Foil Hats Off for Now DATE: October 24, 2025 Alrightey. A carrier group heads south, boats get struck in Caribbean waters, a Colombian president gets sanctioned, and those

"I'm not here, this isn't happening." When Radiohead released that line in October 2000, it wasn't prophecy—it was tuning fork, vibrating at a frequency already present in the cultural atmosphere. Thom Yorke's dissociative mantra, his plea to simply not

Orientation Pamphlet for New Inductees Welcome, Citizen. You are receiving this pamphlet because you have indicated a preference for no tribe, no banner, and no side. This is a sensible choice. The Bureau congratulates you on your decision. In times of heightened polarization, it is natural to feel pressure to

The calamine lotion for those myth-driven itches When Your Wallet Itches But Your Brain Knows Better So you've read about Fear of Mything Out, nodded along with the analysis of how tools become identity proxies, and recognized yourself in the anxiety of the gun counter, boot store, or